the village idiots village idiot is no poet

A forum admin named Dean
Posted a view that was obscene.
It was seen by the press
and caused a lot of distress.
The tories hate Dean for being so mean.


perhaps it would have scanned better as

A forum admin named Dean
Posted a view  so obscene.
It was seen by the press
and caused some distress.
The tories now hate mean Dean

but whoever said the village idiots village idiot could string a coherent sentence together.
enjoy andy, phil and co
jds response

slurp slurp

I wonder why andy hasn't told him about dreadnought

poor old handy andy
tried to make a hit
but as is just usual
he looked like a big tit

dont you just love doggerel

jd was a boy who fucked cats
in cars, in sheds and in flats
his friends were not shocked
they were used to the knocks
after all he is totally bats

a woman called sassy we hear
said he laptop was acting all queer
she could read but not write
online all the night
a hacker had cost her quite dear

the doctor had looked at her 'puter
he claimed he was not just a looter
but once again
reduced to the pen
well done tts you did shoot'er

alternatively

a young man liked to rape cats
in a shed in a car in some flats
his friends were aghast
he said its a blast
next time I'll do it on mats